Aftermath
By Christopher Munroe
Every part of your life will be leftover turkey from this
moment on.
Your breakfast tomorrow? Turkey Omelet.
Lunch? Turkey Sandwiches.
Dinner will be Turkey and tomorrow it all begins anew.
There’s nothing you can do to prevent this, no aspect of
your life you can keep separate, Turkey will consume you, and yes, you will
consume Turkey.
Watching Gili on Netflix? Turkey Time, gobble-gobble.
Planning a vacation to the Ottoman Empire? It’s Turkey now.
Yes, going forward your life will be a hellish, leftover
turkey filled nightmare…
Wait, that sounds delicious.
Well good for you, then! And happy Thanksgiving!!!
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