Money’s tight this holiday season. Things are tough all
over, and I’ve been no exception. It’s made my Christmas shopping difficult, to
say the least.
So, bearing this in mind, this year everybody’s getting dick
Dick pics are still a thing, right? Like, they’re still an
appropriate gift? For Christmas?
No need to answer, I’ll just assume they are.
Anyway, dick pics it shall be. Though for obvious reasons I
shan’t be doing anything so prosaic as sending them via text or email. It’s
Christmas, after all, and I do love to celebrate the holidays.
I’ve booked a photo shoot with a professional photographer
to make sure I have the absolute perfect portrait of my genitals, and I’ll be
printing eight-by-tens for each of you, which I plan on delivering in person,
each in a sterling silver frame, that you might forever remember my cock and
display it proudly in your various homes.
Because I value you, as friends, I care about you. Each and
every one of you. And when you care about somebody you want to share the things
you love with them.
And I love my dick, you guys. I love it so much and I want
so badly to share it with you, even if it’s only in pictorial form…
Some of you will point out that this project, by the time
I’m finished, will be much more expensive than buying the people on my shopping
list actual gifts in the first place.
No need to thank me. It is Christmas, after all…
Merry dick pics for all, and for all a good night!