Thursday, December 4, 2014

...on business.

I knew that people online would get on board, that was never really in doubt.

It was whether that online interest would translate into actual sales, always a shaky proposition, that worried me. Let us not forget “Snakes on a Plane” after all.

But my worry, it turned out, was misplaced.

And now, a four million dollar house, new Ferrari and month in Vegas later, the only worry I have is what I’m going to do with the seemingly endless flood of cash that’s still coming in…

I feel some small measure of guilt, perhaps, at the increase in heart disease and obesity that I’m no doubt partially responsible for, but I can’t feel too bad about that. People do make their own decisions, after all.

I merely provided new options, I never forced anyone to do anything.

If people can’t control their baser appetites, that’s no responsibility of mine.

At the end of the day, I’m merely a businessman.

And, it turns out, Pumpkin-Spiced Bacon was the best business decision I ever made…


  1. Quite possibly pumpkin-spiced anything could become a winner! Just business.

  2. I think it's the bacon that made it a winner! ;-)

  3. EEK. Pumpkin spiced BACON? Truly disturbing! *shudder*

  4. Reminds me of Lord Beckett from Pirates of the Caribbean: It's just good business. :)