Me in a Nutshell
By Christopher Munroe
You misunderstand me, I’m not unfeeling, merely uncaring.
As such, I feel your distress, I understand it completely.
I just don’t care.
I know you find me unbearable at times. It’s only natural. I am, at times, unbelievably irritating. To you, anyway.
Indeed, to most people. You’re by no means alone in your assessment.
I understand this perfectly. I simply choose not to act upon it.
Because, you see, I find the sound of my own voice incredibly soothing. Hearing me speak relaxes me to no end.
So, in answer to your question, no, I won’t shut the fuck up.
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