A Life Lived with Style
By Christopher Munroe
I go through life with grace and aplomb.
Grace and aplomb, in case you didn’t know, is like swagger for people who AREN’T reprehensible douche-bags.
There’s a poise to it, a style too absent from this vulgar modern age, and I’ve made it my personal mission to restore that indefinable quality, that dignity, that It Factor, to all my dealings with the world.
Panache, I suppose you could call it. Or quiet, elegant dignity.
And dignity has always been my watchword.
No, wait, I misspoke, that doesn’t describe me at all. I’d meant the opposite of every part of that…