Nothing in this world is more important than friendship.
Your friends, after all, your true friends, are the ones
you’ll need through your life, the ones who’ll always be there for you, the
ones you can truly count on. And that’s a valuable thing, perhaps the most
valuable thing in the world.
That’s the power of friendship.
I know who my best friend is, for example, because he gave
me a kidney.
It wasn’t his, and I didn’t need a kidney, and the less we
think about where he got it the better off we’ll be, but still, it was an
incredibly thoughtful gift. And nicely wrapped, to boot.
Wetly wrapped, soggily really, but nicely.
And it was wonderful to receive, very much appreciated. I
still have it, mounted to my wall as a conversation piece.
A profoundly disturbing, probably illegal conversation
piece.
I can’t take it down.
I wouldn’t want him to think I didn’t appreciate his gift,
after all.
I wouldn’t want him to think I don’t value his friendship.
After all, the man harvests kidneys…
Wouldn't it be easier to simply move or join the Witness Protection Program? I mean, with friends like that...
ReplyDeleteFunny and disturbing, as per usual! Nice. :D
Ewww LOL, I think I'd have to do the same thing. Seems like someone who could do that could hack through any witless protection barriers given enough time....
ReplyDeletegross. and disturbing!
ReplyDeleteKeep your friends close, as they say....
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