Step One: Join a dating website. Doesn’t matter which one.
Step Two: Post photos of a conventionally attractive
catalogue model and claim that it’s you.
Step Three: When dudes start sending you unsolicited dick
pics, which they absolutely will, post them to unsoliciteddickpics.tumbler.com,
which I just checked and yes, it IS available, with amusing dick pic related
captions. Then, send back a link to the gent who thought his junk would impress
you so, and watch him melt down.
Fireworks will assuredly fly.
Now, I know there are some ethical concerns here, and you’re
not wrong to bring them up, this is an unconscionable and absolutely
inappropriate invasion of privacy, and it’s grossly irresponsible at the very
least for me to even suggest such a thing. Whether you take me up on this plan
is your business, between you and your conscience, but if you DO need a way to
ease the obvious ethical concerns that this plan, let me say: Anyone who gets
angry enough to trace the pictures will quickly learn that you’re using a stock
photo of a conventionally attractive catalogue model, and won’t for a moment
believe she’s actually the one running the tumbler. At worst she’ll get a
little negative publicity but go about her life, barely aware that this has
happened.
So you see, your concerns are unfounded, she’ll be fine. But
sweet of you to worry.
And as far as the privacy of the guys sending unsolicited
dick pics to people on the internets, I think we can all agree that fuck those
guys…
Awesome! I don't know why some guys think that ANYONE, especially an attractive woman, would want to see a picture of their junk.
ReplyDeleteSort of a 21st century twist on a slam book.
ReplyDeleteThis, coupled with last week's story, has me a little worried about you, Chris. :) Great job!
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