By Chris Munroe
Look, none of this is complicated.
I recently received a frequent-shopper gift coupon in the mail, offering double air miles, and regular double air miles day was only a few days off.
So that’s quadruple, right?
Right. So I went to Safeway and found something that both a) was on sale, and b) offered 100 bonus air miles per unit.
In this case, pudding cups. Three for two dollars.
And now I’m going to Vegas. Hundred ten bucks for a week there, hotel included.
It’s going to be a blast!
Anyway: Do you want seventy pounds of pudding, or not?