There are only so many places in a rented space to hide a body.
Apartments aren’t large, after all.
Buying allows for a lot more room.
Behind walls, an unfinished basement you can dig up, the yard, there are dozens of options for the discerning murderer looking to settle down.
And with the housing market how it is, there’s never been a better time to buy. In fact, I’d say any serial killer still renting would have to be out of his mind!
So: I have a few places in mind I’d love for you to see. How’s your Monday?