Thanksgiving

I’m going to host a contest.

I’ll find a TV station to help, then start canvassing for donations to the food bank.

With each donation of canned goods you make, you’ll receive a vote as to what I’ll do for thanksgiving.

Should I receive enough votes, I’ll kill, pluck and prepare a Turkey, on TV, so you can follow along with me. I’ll then eat the Turkey.

If I receive enough votes the other way, I’ll kill and prepare a Puppy.

I’m a vegetarian, so I’m equally comfortable eating either one.

It should, at least, be an interesting academic exercise.