By Christopher Munroe
Your Honour, I assure you, I’m not a flight risk.
Unless called upon to land the plane, which would be risky indeed.
I’m not a pilot, after all, I’ve never flown a plane in my life, and not for nothing I’m terrible in a crisis.
That’s why, should something hypothetically happen to the Pilot, it would assuredly not be me taking over in the cockpit.
Of course, Your Honour, I also won’t be in a plane in the first place, because I absolutely won’t leave the country the moment this hearing is over.
Because I’m not a flight risk.