Butter
By Christopher Munroe
I can’t believe it’s not butter.
By which I mean I can, I just don’t.
I don’t know what sick game it is you’re playing, what you
hope to gain from spreading such an obvious lie, but it’s butter. I know it’s
butter, you know it’s butter, so let’s come together and be real about it,
here, now, together.
It is butter.
You are a liar.
And it is fucking butter!
I apologize for the profanity, liars just make me so fucking
angry, is all.
And such obvious lies, too.
It’s disrespectful.
It’s clearly butter.
I can’t believe it’s not.
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