By Christopher Munroe
The body was never found.
I know, because I still have it.
I keep it in my walk-in freezer, hanging from a meat hook. Nobody questioned me buying the meat hook, which is weird since I followed it up by not buying meat at any point.
Vegetarian, don’t you know.
You’d think that would be suspicious, wouldn’t you? Buying a walk-in freezer, a meat hook and zero meat? I’d find that suspicious…
But nobody else did, nobody came around to search my walk-in freezer, and thus the body was never found.
But I digress: You wanna buy a human corpse?