By Chris Munroe
There’s something in the trees.
Technically there are lots of things in the trees.
There are leaves, and birds, and squirrels in the trees, just as an example. And sometimes cats get stuck up there too.
When they do, there are firemen in the trees. They go to rescue the cats.
Children climb trees, and then they’re in the trees. Sometimes pretending they’re firemen, sometimes not.
But none of that matters right now.
What I’m specifically referring to in this particular instance is a sniper. There’s a sniper in the trees.
So for the love of God, get behind something!