The walking corpse outside your door isn’t a zombie.
There’s no such thing as zombies.
It’s simply a corpse I’ve rigged with remote-controlled animatronics, and which I control the movements of from the safety and comfort of my nearby van.
I’m watching you now, through miniature cameras behind it’s eyes.
But, in spite of there being no such thing as zombies, it is a walking corpse. And that’s all you’ll see.
That’s what makes this so great!
This may, I admit, be crossing a line.
It may end our friendship.
Yet, here in my van, I’m laughing my head off.
Friday, November 5, 2010
No Such Thing as Zombies
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