Traps

I don’t remember why I booby-trapped the house, but I’m sure I had a reason.

I mean, nobody’d booby-trap their home without one.

However, what the reason is has since escaped me.

I’m also unhappy to admit I can’t remember precisely where I put each individual trap.

When that first one blew up in my face, knocked me across the room and smashed my skull into the wall, I may have gotten a concussion. My memory’s fuzzy all around.

However: I do remember there are a LOT of traps. So be careful while you’re getting us out of here, okay?