On Royal Headwear
By Christopher Munroe
I’m no king, but I own a crown.
Because it’s 2016, crowns are readily available for purchase, I wanted one and fuck you, that’s why.
I’ll never lead a nation, but a crown’s something I could make happen, and I deserve to have things that bring me joy.
So I bought it.
Now I own it.
And when I feel down and need to be picked up, I take it out and put it on, and wearing it does make me feel a little better.
And I’ll tell you right now, for the record: I absolutely fucking crush that crown.
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