By Christopher Munroe
I think I might have meant to say “Lock and Load”.
I mean, I must have, it’s the only thing that makes any sense to me. I was asked if I was pumped up to start work for the day, and I wanted something to express the mix of energy and grim determination I planned to bring to my place of employ.
“Lock and Load” is an actual English phrase, at very least. It would have made sense if that had been what I’d said…
Instead, I said “Pop and Lock”.
Long story short, everybody at my workplace breakdances now.