I have no kids, as my actions have demonstrated time and
time again.
I do, however, make a very good cool uncle.
A little irresponsibility, after all, is important to the
development of a well-rounded, fully-formed person, and parents overprotect
children, so it’s the job of every cool uncle to break kids out of their
parentally imposed comfort zones.
In short: I do not apologize for buying your four year old a
Chucky doll and leaving it in his room while he slept.
When the nightmares finally end, the love of classic horror
films it imparts will last a lifetime…
Yes, this works. Kids are way too overprotected these days.
ReplyDeleteOr it might drive them away from horror!
ReplyDelete"the love of classic horror films it imparts will last a lifetime…"... or possibly be present at the end of several lifetimes.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if this is a cool uncle...or a crazy uncle...I do remember that I had a Raggedy Ann doll which I absolutely hated and was scared of.
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