Imprisonment

…when Calgary flooded, the Zoo had a plan.

The big cats, for example, found housing in local prisons around town.

I can’t stress enough to you that this was actually the plan for the big cats from our local zoo when Calgary flooded.

Now, for a moment, imagine the flooding continued. Imagine prisons also flooding, generators burned out, and cell doors suddenly thrown open…

Imagine Nicolas Cage was there.

Trapped, in a half-flooded prison full of vicious, convicted felons and man-eating tigers, the only sane man in this mouth of madness.

OH SWEET ZOD, I WANT TO MAKE THIS MOVIE!!!