Friday, October 15, 2010

The Telling of the Geek Wars

When Star Wars 3D came out, many had forgiven Lucas for Phantom Menace, and wanted to begin the healing. But some never forgave, taking “Never Forget” at their watchword.

And so the geek-wars were unleashed upon this land.

Forty-seven days of zeppelin-patrol, scouting enemy Mechs, and while my piloting has thankfully improved, all I truly want is to return home to my love’s embrace.

When will these anti-starwarriors understand: It was more than a decade ago, get over it! Forgiveness is, after all, divine. Even for Jar-Jar.

But not for Transformers. F*ck you, Michael Bay, I’ll never forgive for Transformers.

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