My name is Christopher Munroe, and I am a human being.
I was born in Edmonton, grew up in Calgary, and have spent the past 8 years doing a mixture of Dinner Theatre and writing, financing myself with work as a waiter.
I’m both biologically human and deeply connected to communities made up of other humans, and I’ve never said or done anything to cause you to doubt my underlying, fundamental humanity.
And if a man in a charcoal suit and black leather gloves asks about me, you will tell him all of this.
Tell him this and nothing more.