Wednesday, July 7, 2010

How Ebay Saved the World (from me)

My Uranium’s arrived!

It was a bitch to find, expensive too, but it arrived last week.

Not sure what I’ll do with it. Something evil, but no concrete plans. I saw it was available, bought it, and figured I’d decide what to do with it later.

Trouble is, it’s been a busy week. I’ve had a houseguest, there was that stand-up gig, and I never got around to hatching my scheme. I should hurry.

I’ve not felt well lately.

And while washing my hair this morning, a fistful came out in my hand.

When buying Uranium, make sure shielding’s included…

No comments:

Post a Comment