Sunday, May 9, 2010

To: The accounting department of Genetech

Re: My memo of May 3d.

As you recall, I recently wrote a memo regarding the company secretively replacing employees with replicants who took over their lives for nefarious purposes.

I imagine you took said memo as the ravings of a madman. Obviously, the idea Genetech would replace employees with replicants to save on wages/benefits is ludicrous, It’d been meant as a joke, in hindsight a tasteless one. I only hope it didn’t cause any distress.

I do apologise for my lack of tact, and would like to stress: Never, ever think about this issue in the future.



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