The Wizard looked out at his unusual visitors. They’d defeated the witch, and now it was time for him to give them their promised reward.
“Don’t you see, Tinman,” he exclaimed, “you had a heart the whole time, you just needed friends to help you realize it!”
“And you, friend Lion, you always had courage, you simply needed to believe in yourself for it to come out!”
“And you, rampaging hoard of zombies! You didn’t really need to eat brains of still living humans, you had brains enough for anyone!”
And that’s when the screaming began.
Because the zombies disagreed.