Slow Ride

Won’t you take me to Funkytown?

No, seriously, won’t you? It’s on your way and I’m way too drunk to drive there myself.

Well, it’s not precisely on your way, but it’s not too far out of your way. Just take the highway to the danger zone, then turn off on the boulevard of broken dreams ‘til you get to alphabet street, then turn left. Drive ‘til you get to cyprus avenue, turn right, and head down to the dark end of the street. It’s an extra fifteen minutes, tops.

No? Fine. Thanks for nothing, I’ll find my own way.