Alien Invasion

The sky darkened as the alien invasion force closed in. Their armada hovered above the cities of earth, shadowing their populations. It would’ve been terrifying…

…except…

…the armada looked ridiculous. Seriously, ridiculous. They were old-school, ‘50’s style flying saucers, something from an Ed Wood film. I couldn’t help grinning, it was so kitsch!

I’m told our ambassadors laughed out loud at the alien’s pulsating, green heads. Right in the middle of peace negotiations.

Perhaps had they not been laughed at, they wouldn’t be so angry. Ah well, too late now.

It’s less funny now that the bombs are raining down.