I’ve successfully cloned myself.
Twice. One clone I’ll raise myself, one will be given up for adoption to a family in Ireland.
I’ll also be adopting a baby from the developing world. Bangladesh perhaps.
I’ll raise my adopted child and my clone together, their every experience will identical.
When my children turn 18, I’ll find the child I’d given up so many years ago, and perform a series of tests comparing my genetic offspring to the child I raised, with the clone I raised myself as a control.
Thus ends the nature/nurture debate.
Then: Nerd girls will sleep with me.