How To Make a Sandwich
By Christopher Munroe
The perfect sandwich isn’t difficult to make.
Bread, cheeses, meat of your choice, the ingredients will vary.
The important bit is, while eating, understanding your tiny place in an enormous, uncaring universe and, instead of fearing that realization, embracing it as liberating.
After all, if your place in the cosmos is essentially meaningless, you needn’t worry about petty problems, and are free focus on life’s small pleasures.
Like a good sandwich, for example.
…and mustard. Mustard’s also important.
So there you have it, the perfect sandwich. Theoretically easy, practically nearly impossible. I hope you one day manage to eat one…