By Christopher Munroe
I want to make a movie.
Specifically, a Hitchcock movie from 1963.
I want to do a shot-for-shot remake of “The Birds”, set in the modern day, with a cast of contemporary actors, who will be forced to behave as though they were the actors in the original film.
The only difference will be the birds themselves, who will be computer-animated representations based on the popular video game Angry Birds.
The film will be in 3d.
Search your heart, you know this to be true. This is not a dumber idea than half the reboots that came out last year…