By Chris Munroe
with thanks to Cyanide and Happiness
I’m bringing sexy back.
You see, I received sexy for Christmas, and while it’s lovely it doesn’t really… go with my lifestyle.
I’m more an “awkwardly charming” person.
I hope they accept it. I don’t have the receipt but it’s immediately post Christmas and I’m sure they’re getting a lot of attributes returned.
They might only give me store credit, and that’s fine. I’ll exchange it for little more talent to add to the meager pile I have.
Either way, I’ll be bringing sexy back.
It was fun to play with, but I have no use for it long term…