On Matters of Faith
By Christopher Munroe
I don’t need to create a God, one’s been provided.
Dionysus, God of theatre, music and drinking. He covers all the bases I need, and he’s incredibly easy to worship!
When I’m at a bar, he’s with me, when I open my mouth to let music out into the world, he’s there. Every act of worship is a celebration, every celebration an act of worship.
Sometimes I go door-to-door, drunk out of my mind, to preach his gospel.
The results are rarely positive.
Police have been called more than once.
Still, other than that, Dionysus has been very rewarding, deity-wise…