…for when I go to Flames games.
By Christopher Munroe
I want a New Jersey.
One that won’t make me sick.
One that won’t make me crash my car, make me feel three feet
thick…
Sorry, I got off track there. I’ll try again.
I want a New Jersey.
I’ll order it eventually, there are places online to have Jersey’s
custom built.
It will be stark black and white, minimalist, numbered zero-zero.
On the front and back, where the athlete’s name would
traditionally be, will be the word “Sport!”
This way I can wear it to ANY game I want, and it will
always be appropriate!
I’m a genius, yes?
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