By Christopher Munroe
We’re a flood town.
We always have been.
You may remember last year being the first major, city-debilitating flood Calgary’s had, but you’re remembering incorrectly. We’ve always been a flood town and as such we’ve always had floods.
Whenever there’s a major storm, we flood, nothing could be more natural and we’re all used to it.
It has always been thus, and there is no need to examine it further.
We are a flood town, we always have been and we will always be.
There is no such thing as global climate change.
Now: How goes the war with Eastasia?