By Christopher Munroe
I’m a man of many talents.
A fair writer, decent actor and good-ish comedian.
But my greatest talent, if I had to choose, is my talent for self-deception. Which is convenient since, of them all, it’s the talent I find time to use every single day.
I tell myself I’ll be okay.
I tell myself I deserve happiness.
And, like a chump, I believe it.
So, to everyone who ever said my talents would never get me anywhere, I say: Look at me now! I’m king of the world!
Or, at least, I will be. So far as I know…