Beneath city streets I slumber, in my basement apartment, as I have done since before the time of dawn.
Dreaming mad dreams of limitless, unchecked power, I await that moment when the time is right, when the portents are properly aligned, and when my alarm goes off, at which point shall I arise and unleash myself upon this helpless, unsuspecting world.
And when I do awaken, truly all will cower before me, unified in horror at the spectacle so cruelly thrust before their disbelieving eyes.
Because I do not wake up in a good mood.
And I demand my coffee…