The Reason for the Season
By Christopher Munroe
…and Patrick was like “that’s it! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plains of Ireland!” and drove them into the sea!
And that’s what we’re celebrating.
Will that be reflected in how we celebrate?
Short answer: No.
Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
No. Little will be said about Saint Patrick, no mention will be made of snakes. Still, we’ll celebrate.
We’ll wear green, affect fake accents and hit Irish pubs, and fun will be had.
Is this appropriate? Perhaps not, but it’s what we’re doing.
Now get out there and drink!
Shine on, faux-Irish douche-bags, shine on!