Bordering on Madness
By Christopher Munroe
We have to secure our borders with Madness, immediately!
For too long we’ve allowed Mad Men to cross freely, taking jobs in advertising from our own native-born citizens, and this must stop.
We must build a wall, and patrol it with drones, lest this unfair illegal immigration continue unabated, to do otherwise would be mad!
If we allow the free travel of the mad into our nation, before long we’ll be nothing more than a madhouse!
Also: Make the wall soundproof. I like Madness, but if I hear One Step Beyond one more time, I’m going to snap…