A Beautiful Thing
By Chris Munroe
I know you think your baby’s beautiful.
It’s your child. You brought it into this world and have a profound connection to it. it’s natural that you should find it beautiful.
To you, it’s the most beautiful thing that’s ever been. It’s your progeny, your precious darling, and moreover your shot at immortality.
You find it beautiful because you need it to be beautiful, it’s what will represent you to future generations.
I understand all of this.
All I’m saying is, it’s not MY baby, I have no responsibility toward it, and it’s a freaky, Winston Churchill looking motherfucker.