By Chris Munroe
It’s an old expression, but a true one: Feed a cold, starve a finger.
That’s not right.
If you have a cold, feed yourself finger food. If you have no fingers, you’ll starve.
Feed yourself cold fingers when you’re feverish?
Wait, I’ll figure it out, just give me a minute!
Chop off your fingers and leave them out ‘til they get cold?
That’s not it either.
This isn’t going well, I admit that.
Still, you knew I wasn’t a doctor when you asked me for advice about your cold.
Now: Let’s start cutting off fingers and see where it leads!