When I shot him he exploded like a water balloon full of blood.
So I was in an action movie. Awesome.
Squad behind me, I waded through crowds of enemies like they were nothing. Wasn’t fair, wasn’t fun, but God it was easy.
And kind of fun, I admit.
Eventually we came upon a scarred, balding man who’d looked like he’d been through one fight too many.
I laughed and charged.
And he knocked my head off with a single blow.
As he charged into my squad, my head thought to itself; in action movies, be sure you’re the lead….