I’ve taken a kitten and dressed it like Rick Astley.
Having done so, I videotaped it wandering around a miniature recreation of the video for the single Never Gonna Give You Up.
I edited the video to include captions (which I called Cat-tions) of fun facts about kittens, Rick Astley, and the making of the video itself.
The cat-tions were, it goes without saying, hilariously misspelled, and the grammar was atrocious.
I want four million, in small, non-sequential bills, delivered to my by tomorrow morning.
If my demands are not met, I will release this video onto the internet.