I've won the weekly 100 character story contest again over at Drabblecast (which all of you with ipod's, by whom I mean all of you, should already be subscribing to) and will be appearing (briefly) on the podcast this week. Y'all who don't already subscribe (what's wrong with you) should check it out! (these parentheses are unnecessary)
...oh, and the story is this.
He hit me with an atomic weapon. A weapon... MADE ENTIRELY OF ATOMS! Specifically a crowbar. It hurt like a sonofabitch.