To those of you flipping out about Star Wars: The Force
Unleashed spoilers:
A young person, living on a desert planet, who wants a
simple life is contacted by a droid who brings with it the call to adventure. She
follows that droid, who leads her to an older character, who in turn tells her
of the force.
Then, the young person, older character, droid and probably
some kind of rogue/fugitive that they meet along the way go on a galaxy
spanning mission, trying to stop a black armored sith lord and highly ranked
imperial officer from, and I’d actually happily bet you a beer on this,
building a Death Star.
X-Wings and Tie Fighters, or their modern equivalent, dogfight
and, in the end, using the force, the young person will carry the day and the Death
Star will be destroyed, ensuring the safety of the galaxy.
But for how long?
These films aren’t complicated, is what I’m saying. Enjoy
them for what they are, but try not to worry about spoilers, because you’ve
known what was going to happen, beat by beat, in this movie before J.J. Abrams
even finished shooting.
Search your heart: You know this to be true.
Nail. Head.
ReplyDeleteAlso my son asked me to tell you, "The Force is strong with this one."
*deep bow*
DeleteAh-thank you!