By Christopher Munroe
We were so excited when the project began.
I mean, none of us were carpenters, we’d never built a veranda before, but we were reasonably intelligent individuals, and youtube does exist after all, how hard could it be?
Unbelievably hard, as I’m sure will come as no surprise to the handier among you.
The resultant porch looked terrible but, more tragically, friendships ended over the fights attempting to build it caused among us. We went our separate ways, dispirited by failure, and never spoke again.
A tragic end to a tragic tale…
…especially as we’d started with such great deck-spectations.