By Christopher Munroe
I’d rather cut my own foot off than watch the movie Saw.
I’d crawl through broken glass, have my body torn in two by elaborate spring-loaded apparatus, wake up chained to the wall and helplessly watch time tick away as everyone I’ve ever loved is killed to avoid it.
I don’t want to watch that movie, is what I’m saying.
I hate it.
It’s the worst movie I ever “Saw.”
See what I did there? Do you get it?
It’s important to me that you get it.
But seriously, fuck that film.
At least it’s not fake found-footage…