By Chris Munroe
It seemed like a good idea at the time, allowing the marching band to choose its own playlist.
Students would be more invested in their band, morale would improve, school spirit would soar, what could possibly go wrong?
We agreed it was genius, and so the plan went forward.
It wasn’t until halftime, first game of the season, that we saw the problem with what we’d unleashed.
When the song they chose was Big Sean and Nikki Minaj…
Brass brass brass brass, brass brass brass brass, brass brass brass brass, brass brass brass brass…
Now make that motherfucker Hammer-Time.