By Christopher Munroe
In lieu of a story, I’ve written a speech.
Then hired a band to set the speech to music.
A technician will light the speech and set off lasers, strobes, flash pots and fog machines whilst I deliver it.
A filmmaker friend of mine will be shooting a short, surrealist piece that’ll be projected overtop me as I deliver the speech, and it will be broadcast live via webcam as I give it.
In short, it’s an over-elaborate, multimedia spectacular, and rest assured, I cannot afford the production.
Like, at all.
So a 100-word story it will have to remain…