I have no kids, as my actions have demonstrated time and time again.
I do, however, make a very good cool uncle.
A little irresponsibility, after all, is important to the development of a well-rounded, fully-formed person, and parents overprotect children, so it’s the job of every cool uncle to break kids out of their parentally imposed comfort zones.
In short: I do not apologize for buying your four year old a Chucky doll and leaving it in his room while he slept.
When the nightmares finally end, the love of classic horror films it imparts will last a lifetime…