…when Calgary flooded, the Zoo had a plan.
The big cats, for example, found housing in local prisons around town.
I can’t stress enough to you that this was actually the plan for the big cats from our local zoo when Calgary flooded.
Now, for a moment, imagine the flooding continued. Imagine prisons also flooding, generators burned out, and cell doors suddenly thrown open…
Imagine Nicolas Cage was there.
Trapped, in a half-flooded prison full of vicious, convicted felons and man-eating tigers, the only sane man in this mouth of madness.
OH SWEET ZOD, I WANT TO MAKE THIS MOVIE!!!